now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
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Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
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Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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