the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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