I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
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