I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
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I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
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Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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