Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
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I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
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I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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