i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
...so i touched it.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
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