Your dad touched me again.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
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Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
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bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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