going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
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I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
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He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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