I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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