if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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