normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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