Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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