Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
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Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
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I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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