Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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