The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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