Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Four minutes until I can fart!
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
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I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
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Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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