i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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