Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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