Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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