I am puke
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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