I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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