It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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