i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
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