Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
My penis needs a shock collar
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
My life is pants optional.
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