just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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