Dual....:-)
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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