Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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