i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Quick, to the slutcave!
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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