Umm I'm too high to move.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Four minutes until I can fart!
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Randomize
