He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
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woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
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well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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