I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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