Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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