I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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