Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I could make wine with my vomit
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
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so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
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Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
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