my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
It's official drugs can't kill me
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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