we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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