pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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