Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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