College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
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boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
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You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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