I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
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i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
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We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
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