Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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