That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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