i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
2020 sucks, I want a refund
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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