Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
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trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
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I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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