rhymes with "ouble enetration"
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.