I'm an idiot
Small penises have feelings too.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
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you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
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He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?