Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
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Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
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Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
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