Whoa Z and x make the same sound
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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