Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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