would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
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He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
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I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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