Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
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The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
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The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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