her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Where are you guys?
Drunk
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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