Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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