i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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