Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
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my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
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It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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